Hire me! I work for coffee!
"I´m highly motivated to work in your company. I´m fast, practical and popular among colleagues. I can make the best coffee! I talk little and work a lot. I´m never late for work and I can work overtime as well. In my previous working experience I have never taken a sick day. I hope you will review my application and come to a positive decision, so that we together can make a more pleasant and efficient working environment in your company. In the attachment you can find my resume. Roughly speaking, this is the job application made by the Nes Machine aka Nescafe office coffee machine. It was sent together with his photo and resume to a over 1000 office managers at the best Croatian companies. And soon he got the job – without any doubt the best office assistant got the job! And now you say that direct mailing is boring!?!
